My New Albanian Protégé

First...

J: "I hate that collar business. It's so played out it's not even funny. Just because your collar is up does not mean you are the shit."

Then...

J: "Fucking Italians! So fucking skinny! They keep their shit all tight. Fucking nipples and everything. Fuck. But I love my Italians."

Later...

J: "Today's fashion is so NOT fashion. It's like those exhibits where you see a big white paper with three red lines and some lady in the corner is saying, 'MARVELOUS! Oh the depth!' And really, it's just so exaggerated that it's embarrassing to call it style."

This kid has got to enter the blogosphere.