What I Learned In 702
DO...
1. blow on die at craps tables
2. hit the pools and bungalows at the Palms
3. go shopping
4. avoid the drunks in Fremont
5. sleep in
6. support Steve Wynn
7. get breakfast at 2:00 AM
8. grab a copy of 944
9. let others pay for your drinks (exception no. 2 in DO NOT)
10. stay at the Bellagio
DO NOT...
1. mess with the bouncers at PURE
2. accept drinks from middle aged men
3. forget SPF
4. skip dessert
5. go to the buffets
6. support Trump's tacky ventures
7. walk outside too often
8. underestimate the vulgarity of breast augmentation
9. forget to tip
10. buy anything from the Playboy boutique
1. blow on die at craps tables
2. hit the pools and bungalows at the Palms
3. go shopping
4. avoid the drunks in Fremont
5. sleep in
6. support Steve Wynn
7. get breakfast at 2:00 AM
8. grab a copy of 944
9. let others pay for your drinks (exception no. 2 in DO NOT)
10. stay at the Bellagio
DO NOT...
1. mess with the bouncers at PURE
2. accept drinks from middle aged men
3. forget SPF
4. skip dessert
5. go to the buffets
6. support Trump's tacky ventures
7. walk outside too often
8. underestimate the vulgarity of breast augmentation
9. forget to tip
10. buy anything from the Playboy boutique
posted by moongjee at 6:05 PM
2 Comments:
You forgot:
Do Not go to the Rio Seafood Buffet.
Homie, true dat. Dat ain't how we roll.
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